Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Movie List!


Here's a list of all my movies. Or rather, the ones in my DVD case. I think three or four of them belong to my twin, my brother and/or my mom. Hahah. But MOST of them are mine. They're split up into groups of ten, in no particular order. They used to be split up by actor, but the more I watched them the more mixed up it got. Haha. There should be 129.

The Negotiator
Swimming with Sharks
The Ref
Pay it Forward
The Usual Suspects
American Beauty
Beyond the Sea
The United States of Leland
Outbreak
The Life and Death of David gale

Glengarry GlenRoss
A Time to Kill
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
K Pax
Iron Will
Superman Returns
Blades of Glory
Conversations with Other Women
Brothers Grimm
Because I Said So

Welcome to Mooseport
Stranger than Fiction
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
The Life and Death of Peter Sellers
Les Miserables
Swimming Upstream
Shine
Mystery Men
The Banger Sisters

Candy
Intolerable Cruelty
Finding Nemo
Ned Kelly
The Illusionist
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Moulin Rouge
Down with Love
Eye of the Beholder
Identity

Three to Tango
Big Daddy
Enchanted
Dogma
Galaxy Quest
Sweeney Todd
Must Love Dogs
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
America’s Sweethearts
Big Fish

The Phantom of the Opera
Chicago
Till Human Voices Wake Us
Jekyll and Hyde
The Heart of Me
American Splendor
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The Weather Man
Tenchi Forever
Tenchi the Movie 2: Daughter of Darkness

Tenchi the Movie: Tenchi Muyo in Love
Cowboy Bebop the Movie
Advent Children
The Prestige
Grilled
Tarzan
Mulan II
The Road to El Dorado
Muppet Treasure Island
The Terminal

A Prairie Home Companion
Pride and Prejudice
Crash
The Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King
The Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers
X-Men
X2
Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones
Casino Royale
Babel

Duane Hopwood
Scoop
13 Going on 30
From Justin to Kelly
Much Ado About Nothing
Music and Lyrics
Liar Liar
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Insomnia
Winter Passing

Sense and Sensibility
Oxygen
Santa Clause 2
As Good As It Gets
A Merry War
Shopgirl
Tootsie
Flight of the Phoenix
Quicksand
Love Actually

Little Shop of Horrors
Donnie Brasco
The Holiday
Nadine in Dateland
Max
Live from Baghdad
Knocked Up
Last Holiday
Zodiac
Game 6

RV
The Stepford Wives
Strangers with Candy
The Faculty
Secret Window
Edison Force
The Oh in Ohio
Two Girls and a Guy
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Hail Caesar
Confidence
Meet the Fockers
Being Julia
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus
Sleepers
Family Business
Less Than Zero
Air America

[Movie Babble] Sweeney Todd

So here comes a ton of babble concerning Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd. I wrote it a while ago, but I never had a chance to post it anywhere. And now that I've watched it again... a few times... I thought I'd revisit it. It will be random, sometimes utterly fan-girl, and marginally incoherent. I promise rambling. But such are my thoughts, and of this movie there are many. So even if I complain or whine, I do it out of love. And off we go.

So, Sweeney Todd, then. A fantastic movie. One of the best I've seen in a theater all year. And that's not the twenty or so days that have passed since New Years, but rather since last January. That might be a lie, though, as I can very easily remember how much I enjoyed this one, while films I saw in the beginning of 2007 are all but lost to me. Oh well, I've said it now and I'll stick with it. Right. The movie itself.

It took an incredible amount of work, patience and begging to finally get to see this movie. I do not drive, and since I was home for winter break I was not within walking distance of a movie theater. I'll be buggered if I ever learn how the buses run, and even more so if I willing get on one. So I needed to secure myself a ride. But I'm not one to ask someone to drive me somewhere without asking them to accompany me, particularly a movie, and that's where my efforts were largely thwarted. No one in my house wanted to see this movie. No one. My mom, my usual ride, was off on a month long vacation to Portugal, so that was my second choice out of commission. She doesn't watch movies anyway. I did skip my first choice, but did so on purpose. My third choice was my Dad, and while he could have driven me he did not seem interested in watching the movie. I don't really enjoy watching flicks on my own, especially when I have the opportunity to watch them with my family, since I'm so often by myself at college. So I ask my brother, who was also home from school, and he said he had no interest in it. Foiled.

I haven't forgotten about my first choice. The way movies usually work in my house is like this: my twin and I decide on a movie, on a show time, and then ask Mom or Dad to give us a ride to the theater. I don't feel bad about asking rides from my parents then, because my twin's company makes it seem more worth the effort on their part. What with the joy their time and gas money will bring their favorite daughters and what not. My twin normally just rolls with whatever movie I want to see at the time, except on the rare occasion when... she doesn't. Like with Sweeney Todd.

I suppose it's fair to say that I have somewhat of an... obsessive personality. I say it's because I love too much, but people don't tend to agree with me. I love movies, and I love actors. I get a real kick out of plays, specifically musicals, being made into movies and I get excited by the prospect of my favorite actors reaching outside their regular boxes and taking risky roles. Like, say, ones that require them to sing and dance. Really, who doesn't enjoy that? Unfortunately, when I get overly excited about something I tend to talk about it. A lot. And this grinds me twin's nerves to the point where she refuses to indulge me, and begins to loathe, with a vehemence I think a bit unfair, whatever it is I'm so giddy about. I can't really blame her. I probably am guilty of doing the same thing, when the situation is flipped, but I just don't notice.

So that's what happened. I could not convince her to go with me, after somehow managing to spoil it for her. She asserted that she had no desire to see it, ever. And that was that. All hope was lost.

Until my hero arrived.

My friend Will offered to take me, with a general interest in seeing the movie himself and not just to placate me. And we had a wonderful time, because two actors seeing a movie together can never be bad. We had this joke that said seeing it together was the most fun we could possibly have, and seeing it again would not compare. I went back to college and none of the theatres around my campus were showing it, so I could not test that theory. Will, on the other hand, went to see it again fairly soon after we did. But I'm not bitter. Not anymore, at least. Sweeney Todd started playing up here last Friday, and I saw the very first showing. My friend from French last term, Tyler, was there. Since this time I knew all the songs, I couldn't help but want to sing them and Tyler, having seen the movie four times and also an owner of the soundtrack, had no objections. We ended up singing A Little Priest and it was pretty much hilarious. I mean, we sang through the other songs, but that one... that one was gloriously fun. If I had the chance, I'd definitely perform that song in some kind of showcase... or on a street corner. Anything, really. Just for the hell of being able to perform Mrs. Lovett's part. Will can be my Sweeney Todd, if he promises not to betray me anymore, now that we're even.

Anyway, all this back story is largely... irrelevant. But my blog is my journal, so I wanted to write it down.

Now it's time to get to my thoughts on the movie. I'll talk actor/director stuff first, then I'll talk character/story... maybe. I should probably talk about the songs, too. I'm not so good with planning things out. But despite everything I say, I do love this movie and think everything about it is wonderful. Good or bad, it's all awesome. I really love movies that get me thinking and analyzing and generally obsessive. This movie did a very good job of that, to be sure.

Where better to start than with Johnny Depp? He is, after all, the title character and, ultimately, the driving focus of most of the advertisements and plugs. I was surprised by how little depth the Demon Barber of Fleet Street seemed to have, particularly because I've seen Johnny Depp in roles with much less potential for characterization that he expertly breathed life into. It's difficult to pinpoint why this character, then, seems to fall so flat. Sweeney Todd is just a little too two-dimensional for my tastes, especially because the character himself reads so brilliantly complicated. There might have been too much focus on his... complete devotion to revenge, and not enough subtlety to the things around him.

Does that make any sense?

What I mean is, I understand that Todd is supposed to be giving his soul to this quest for revenge of his, but he never quite manages to connect with any of the characters around him enough to make the closing sequence, that ten minutes of climax at the end, seem as potent as it should have been. Sure, he got to stab Turpin, but when he realized how betrayed he was by Mrs. Lovett... I don't know, it wasn't as deep and cutting as it might have been. Should have been, in my opinion. Maybe I'm too picky. After I saw it the second time I did notice these little moments of connection, particularly between Todd and Lovett, that might have been enough to establish some deeper emotion between Todd and his new, broken family. Like when he puts his hand on her leg during By The Sea, even to take it away a moment later, or when they have a brief moment of looking into each other's eyes after she asks him what Lucy looks like, and before Anthony bursts in to, once again, ruin things.

But all this is not to say Johnny Depp did not do an amazing job. Because he did, really. It was a risky, difficult role and he attacked it with gusto and a healthy helping of pure talent. Even if he sort of... acts his way through his songs some times, to compensate for, you know, not being a Broadway singer. Which is fantastic, and as far as I'm concerned preferable, to belting and impossibly long notes. Plus, I know I just said Todd didn't have as much of a connection to anyone as I would have liked, but Johnny Depp's chemistry with Helena Bonham Carter is explosive, and really adds to their great comedic moments. The two are hilarious together, especially as these twisted, devilish and sinister characters.

Hey, that looks like a segue to me.

Helena Bonham Carter, then. Incredible. And surprisingly so. Let me briefly explain the process of 'need to see this movie' as it built up over some months. My best friend and I discovered that Sweeney Todd was being made. Sweet. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton? Awesome. Wait, now Alan Rickman is going to be in it? Gotta see it. Hey, look! It's out! Notice the extreme lack of concern for any other characters or actors. So I'm sitting there, having given Will a serious warning about the strange noises Alan Rickman would invariably draw from me each time he graced the screen, and something amazing happened. Mrs. Lovett was introduced, and I suddenly had a brand new reason to be excited about watching the movie. She was amazing. And nothing short of it. Just amazing. I thought she brought so much to the character of Mrs. Lovett, even if her vocal ability was not what might have been expected for the role. Maybe I'm completely biased now because I think her talent is unlimited, but I think she did a fantastic job with one of the hardest vocal roles in the whole show. And how about her comedic timing? Both in song and out, she had some really brilliant moments of delivery and blocking that made me laugh out loud.

I think Mrs. Lovett, to me, is a character much like Lady Macbeth. Even though the men that warrant the titles, Sweeney and Macbeth, are the focus of the show, it's the women that drive the action, and articulate the devious plans that eventually end in ruin. It's those women that have all the control, really, even if the men are more powerful. Lovett, in this case, is this devilish mind. She's smart, crafty, and particularly amoral. She defines her own laws of ethics and principals of conduct, and guiding Sweeney Todd carefully toward his goal while never missing an opportunity to bend the situation to her own whims. Her overarching goal is to be as close to Todd as possible, to draw him to her and hopefully develop the hopeless love she has for him into something more tangible. She states ever so plainly in 'Wait' that half the fun is, in fact, to plan the plan, and I think that line speaks volumes for her overall deception of Todd as far as his wife is concerned.

With that side trip into character-land done, it's time to return to actors. I mentioned Alan Rickman earlier, but I think it's time to bring him up again. He was great. That's... really not very fair to say, as he is always great and it's like pointing out that he's... a human, or something. It was fun watching him sing. Even if it was just two songs... but he was perfectly creepy as Turpin. Timothy Spall was just as perfect as Beadle Bamford. Really. Could anyone else have played him? In every scene Spall was in I could not help but feel slightly disconcerted, uncomfortable by the looming threat of him doing something creepy, gross or a grotesque mixture of both. Which was exactly what the character was there to do.

Who else was in this flick? Sacha Baron Cohen in what has to be one of the only roles... worth watching him in. And he's pretty damn good as Adolfo Pirelli. Er. David? Anyway. There were the two kids that played Anthony (Captain Interrupt-something-important) and Joanna (Mistress I'm-a-plot-device). But... they did not do anything to really capture my attention or in anyway distract me from the 'main' characters, so I opted to not care about them. Sure, they sing well, but something tells me they weren't the 'best' in the audition pack, and that was on purpose.


You know who almost stole the whole damn show? The little boy that played Tobey (Or... Toby. I guess.) Ed Sanders, as IMDB so graciously informs me. He was brilliant, in a charming, young kind of way. I'm not generally predisposed to enjoy the performances of children actors. This slight irritation with kids doubles when they have to sing, and I have to listen to it. But Ed was incredible. He really was. I fell in love with him about as hard as Mrs. Lovett did Tobey.

Tim Burton did a good job with this flick. How passively condescending is that? What I mean is, it was damn great, and it was hard to miss just who the director was. The opening sequence was similar to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Except... you were following unappetizing blood through the inner workings of chair, oven and sewer, rather than unappetizing chocolate through the inner workings of fantastical candy factory equipment. It was funny to hear/read so many reviewers saying the movie was gory. Sure, he slit throats and dead bodies rag-dolled down from the barber shop into the oven room, but the blood wasn't particularly realistic, was it? It was kind of silly, in a way, to see the different ways the blood escaped the body, depending on how important the character was. And also, those falling bodies? The first one in the second 'Joanna'... was pretty hilarious. Will called me a terrible person when I laughed each time a body hit the floor. He might be on to something with that one. My point is, I think people were taking the look of murder a bit too seriously, and missing the point of the act itself. You know, from a plot/character point of view.

And that's all I wrote. I have so much more to say, but I never finished this. I didn't even get into the characters, from the story itself, and how they were adapted and used. Oh well.

[Movie Babble] A Murder of Crows

I watched a movie this morning called A Murder of Crows. It starred Cuba Gooding Jr. as a disbarred lawyer battling his conscience after publishing a late friend's book under his name. Oh, plagiarism. Anyway, the book grabs him a lot of success in no time at all, which is all quickly taken from him when it is revealed that the gruesome murders depicted in this story had actually occurred. So off he goes on a quest to figure out all the details of this impossible situation he now finds himself in.

Yeah.

Okay, right from the get go I knew this was a set up. The moment the old man appeared, looking very much like a young man in old man make up, I knew what to expect. Plus, the constant narration practically beat me about the skull with all it's 'subtle' hints at the suspicious old man and his strangely convenient death.

Plus, I know a little bit about literature, so when the name Christopher Marlowe pops up, I know to be on the look out for foul play. Two seconds later we get Gouthe the police officer and I check out. Faust. Yeah, that's a hard one to catch. Oh, and how about the really convincing biker out fit this dude dons in order to get the book signed and send it to that real copper? So real, I totally didn't know it was a plot point.

Oh, look, the acting professor is the baddie. Is there potency in his talking about Macbeth when Gooding Jr. rolls around to figure it all out? I'd imagine so, but I was so far from enjoying myself at this point that even a mention of Shakespeare, which usually tickles me to no end, was not enough to drag me back. Besides, he already referenced Shakespeare with his 'kill all the lawyers' crack.

I guess what really bothered me about this flick was how it failed at being subtle. It looked and felt like it wanted to be a thriller, that it was supposed to be suspenseful and interesting, but then it goes about and gives you every single thing that might have, played a different way, been surprising and fun. As I was watching I find myself thinking 'this would probably be a good book', because books can get away with that kind of crap. People forget details they read, and it takes longer than two hours (unless... you're a fast reader, I guess) to get through the complete story and digest all the information thrown at you. When it's presented in a visual form, as most people are visual learners, it's much more difficult to be obvious and subtle at the same time. This movie was just obvious.

And some of the ridiculous things the narration said... I can't even go there.

But besides all that bitching about plot and writing, it wasn't that well acted, either. I'm pretty much indifferent when it comes to Cuba Gooding Jr.. I know he's good, and I've seen him in a few other things, but I never felt compelled to make a statement about his ability in definitive terms. This film was not, I imagine, one of his better portrayals. The character felt flat, and I was never invested in his journey. Maybe I was just mad at the writing, but the longer the story went on, the more unsympathetic the character became. That's the opposite of what they wanted to happen.

Tom Berenger shares the cover with Cube Gooding Jr. ... and isn't much better in the movie. The only other movie I've seen him in, or remember seeing him in, is The Gingerbread Man and I can't recall if I liked him there. I know I didn't here. I mean, I get that the character was written that way, but did he really have to be so spectacularly cliche? He was a stock investigator, with nothing unique or interesting about him to make him worth watching. He did not stand out above any of the other cops on screen, which was just a bummer. He tried, of course, with his sarcasm and his rough attitude, but it didn't do much. It was actually pretty satisfying watching him get shot in the middle of that shitty line of his.

It's kind of funny that this is the movie that gets to be my first post on here. Ah, well. There will be better ones, I'm sure.